March 2011
4 posts
the sad moment when you realise you're a girl and...
satan-in-a-sunday-hat:
nabootheenigma:
BUT THIS IS SERIOUSLY MY LIFE THOUGH.
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
36 posts
I hate it how the whole class is pretending there...
crowley-:
alyaae:
teacher: did i give up any homework?
whole class: no we didnt have any homework..
nerd: uhm yes we did guys..
whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.
Reblogging for the Sam gif, LOL, Sam’s the nerd.
“But what most men don’t realize is that all women in our society are on the...”
– Charlie Glickman, The Most Important Thing That Men Who Have Sex With Women Need to Know (via monkeyknifefight)
I got a crush on you
alyaae:
When my crush approaches me this way:
I pretend to be calm:
And when he’s gone I look:
I’ll start texting my friends about what happened:
And my friends are happier than me:
I’ll end up like this inside my room while recalling what happened:
December 2010
4 posts
November 2010
16 posts
Apocolypse Time.
So, when my mom came home from work, she goes, “What do you want to eat?” I responded with, “Why are you being so nice?” “Because. You haven’t eaten.” “Oh, in that case, can you make me a sandwich?” Guess what the bitch did… She went into the fucking kitchen and made me a sandwich.
“Do you want it toasted?” Is that even a...
